Thank God It's Friday!

Huuuurray It's Friday and I'm still sick! But I'm going to school and let's see if I can make it! Have a nice friday y'all!

Just lay in bed and shake it

So today, Thursday, is a very boring day. I'm sick, Huuuurray! (not). Well I got a very strong migraine this morning and the sun just made it worst. I'm wearing the darkest sunglasses, while I'm on bed and watching tv. My head really hurts and I don't like lying on bed the whole day! This is not awesome, y'all! But I hope you guys had a great day so far.. 

Snooki: "It’s like putting a watermelon into a pinhole."

Just because you're little, it doesn't mean you have overlooked. Although Snookie doesn't fill that much space, she does her best to be heard, seen and be in the center. She dreams of moving to Jersey and marry a REAL Guido. She already went all the way in the first season and let's shake that thing!


So as a bonus for y'all. I made a list of Snooki's funny quotes while she was in Jersey Shore.

Enjoy.

• I am so excited because we are going to see the crocadillies.

• We are going to Space.. Space means like guidos juicehead gorillas, sexy, tanned, sweaty boys.. & house music.

• What I would love to find is a guido, juicehead with my style who's not a cheater 'cause I'm not gonna go on Match.com again.

• I thought I broke my vagina bone.. it was terrible.

• Angelina has sex with Vinny & doesn’t have sex with the nice guy? That makes no sense & that makes you look like a f*ckin’ whore.

• Snooki: I'm not white. JWOWW: What are you? Snooki: Tan.
• I'm just very excited for him to come over & ya know.. get it in.

• (talking about Vinny's d*ck) It’s like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.

• Do you know what gay guys do? They’re not attracted to vagina, they’re attracted to a**hole.
• Word of the day: sympathetic. That’s a big word.

• White's in in Miami.. what if you get your period? It’s ruined.

• I can't see any ice creams, I can't see any customers, cuz I'm a f*ckin' Smurf.
• Snooki: It hurts my vagina... The Situation: Ok, come down.. Snooki: No no, I like it!

• The glasses are pretty much all crystalled out, all bling-bling, but when you put them on you can’t really see.. so I don’t think you can't drive with them.. because you’ll get a ticket.
• I can't see........... do you have any pickles??
• Caller: Can I speak to Angelina please? ... Snooki: NO, she died.

• Emilo: How many balls do you want? Snooki: I want two.. in my face.
• I really don’t want to cheat, like seriously, I don’t want to.. but if you’re gonna hand me a bottle of friggin’ SoCo, something just comes over me, like I just go crazy.
• I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.
• Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.
• Sammi: I just feel like I don't know. Snooki: I know how you feel.
• I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

• My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice juiced hot tanned guy and live my life.

•  I am a princess at home, like, I am the f*cking princess of f*cking Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody, I'm like emotionally exhausted.
• Snooki’s staying and I’m ready to party. I’m ready to meet sexy guidos and I’m ready just to f*cking be single.
• My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscles, juice-head, guido.

• Pickles is my thing.
• I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.
• Mike can be a nice guy like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side, that’s what I like: a good guy and a jerk off, it’s all in the same.

• Now I know that they all love me like I love them. Like, I stuck up for them - that's why I got hit in the face, and I think they realize that and they realize I'm a nice person and I care about everybody in this house and now they all feel the same way about me.
• She gives great advice. [in response to JWOWW saying, "Get some food. Feel better. Drink heavily."]
• I came home when they were putting in the lobsters, i was like yo, are those real? That's disgusting, I'm a vet tech. Like, I save animals, I don't kill them.
• That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it.
• I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled.
• I was pissed off, like right when I f*ckin' met a guy and I wanted to get his number and hang out with him we had to leave, just my luck.

• I hate guys. I’m turning lesbian. I swear.
• This one girl starts like charging me like a f*ckin’ hippo.
• Don’t bring home any f*ckin’ elephants like that ever again.
• She brought like 4 trays of frickin’ ziti, the sauce, ya know, all this food. We got amazing cold cuts, loaves of bread, I’m like ‘oh my god, it’s f*ckin’ Christmas.’

• I think my crotch is sticking out.
• I’m not trashy, unless I drink too much.
• I’m not pissed off that they put pickles under my bed as a joke, but I’m pissed off that Mike and Pauly wasted two pickles.
• My boobs are so tight. I can’t breathe, is that normal?

• Where are the juice-heads? I don’t see any f*cking guido juice-head, you woke me up for nothing.

I have a dream...

Let go of the past and go for the future. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you imagined.

These houses are just phenomenal!

Challenge 6: How you'd spend $10 000

Challenge for today is how I would spend $10,000 and that's Dkk 54799.75,-


Well the first thing I would do is shopping; go to the mall and buy those expensive stuffs I couldn't buy! It's like giving myself a christmas bonus! Merry Christmas, Clea! Clothes are my thing. I might use 5000 Dkr and keep the rest of the money and travel to Barcelona. I have never been there, so it could be nice to go there and shake that thing with my bestfriend.


Let's live life!

I love Pitbull and all of his soundtracks. 

Go'morgen!

Good morning everyone! As a special treat, I have a Good Morning video for y'all! :) Have a wonderful day!

I am veeeeeeeeeeery tired today, Actually, I'm tired every single day, except friday, saturday and sunday. My dad keeps telling me that I need to drink coffee... THANKS FOR THE GREAT IDEA, DAD! I hate coffee and I'll never, mark my word, NEVER drink coffee. 

Fashion chaos

Fashions fade, style is eternal

Challenge 5: Weird things you do, when you're alone

Weird stuffs, huh? I really do a lot of weird things when I'm alone. haha


10. Peeing with bathroom door open. Well why should I close the door when there's nobody at home and I'm not hiding from anybody, do I?
9. Taking random pictures with my camera. I'm not self-centered, but when I'm bored... I really love taking photos of myself. 
8. Fart. Yeah, It sounds disgusting, but nobody is around. Why should I think about my manners?
7. Pretending that my Stitch bear, from Lilo & Stitch, is talking. I do pretend that he's talking at me and wants to give me a biiiiiig hug! Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. STITCH is my baby.
6. Make stupid faces in front of the mirror. Everybody does that and that's kinda normal but weird though. HAHAHA


















5. Singing. I just love singing especially Singstar. My voice ain't that good, but what the hell!
4. Watch baby shows like teletubbies. I'm having fun.. what's your problem? 
3. Dance like a fool. Let's shake that thing! I love dancing with myself infront of the mirror. Everybody does that, right?
2. Playing the music really loud. My parents are irritated when the music is very loud and I mean VERY LOUD!! Let's shake it!
1. Try on a bajillion outfits. I love to experiment my outfits. That's VERY normal

Top 10 hotties

 So today is "handsome-cute-sexy-day" and 1 ord: HOT! WHile looking at these pictures, you guys should listen to this amazing song I found. It's Louder by an 18 years old singer, Charice.  ENJOY!

Apparently there is nothing that can't happen today

Good Morning sweet fellahs! Today is Tuesday (september 27, 2011) and I have a hectic day infront of me.. Actually I have the rest of the week and It's only TUESDAY. I can't wait 'til weekend.. but anyway, Today is like "an easy-busy day". Well, wish me luck!

Memories

Hello again! I just wanna share some pictures to you guys. 
"A happy childhood can't be cured. Mine will hang around my neck like a rainbow, that's all instead of a noose"

Challenge 3: 5 things that irritate you about the opposite sex/same sex

1. It irritates me when guys just want to have "one-night stand". They just wanna **** you in d ass, bitch! They pretend that they like you, but HEY they don't when they get what they really want. It's kinda annoying though cuz you can't trust some guys nowadays.. (no offence, guys)
2. Snobs. Those little girls who think they're so cool that they own the world. Sorry b*tches, I like you, but not your personalities.
3. My geek friends. They only want to stay at home and play WOW or whatever. It's okay for me that you play those PC games, but do you think I'm interested when you're telling those stuffs to me?
4. Judge-ful haters. It really irritates me when the other sex/same sex judge you so badly. You betta learn me first, before you judge me coz I'm actually cooler than you, though :D
5. Fake friends. Some of my friends are hungry tigers. Don't  pretend to be my friend, if you just wanna suck it up!

New day is another day

Good Morning bloggers! Today is monday... It means SCHOOL TIME. I'm really exhausted and my homeworks are undone. CHAOS!